The Yellowstone River flooding has really made a mess of things in the park. When it first started up I was thinking about the water being a relief on the way for Arizona and California. Oops, I was wrong about that. The Yellowstone flows to the Missouri River so all of that water is headed toward the midwest. It is on the way to St. Louis, New Orleans and the Gulf of Mexico.
I watched the Congressional Hearing yesterday. After this third session I am convinced that this country would have been in deep doo doo if Pence had gone along with Trump on January 6, 2021. There now, that is another political comment. That leaves me five for the rest of this year. I will endeavour to use them wisely.
I compose these dispatches using MS Word and then paste them into the blog. This makes the exercise much easier than typing directly to WordPress.
Sooner Baseball opens their College World Series campaign against Texas A&M today at 1:00 Central on ESPN. Boomer Sooner!
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver. He begins to speak: “If my mom were a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf. If my mom were a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little chick. If my mom were a doe and my dad was a buck, I would be a little deer.
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed. He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a whore and your dad was a drunk?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver!”
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I have finished and posted the first installment of Mr. Snyder’s Extended Neighborhood. Check it out here. It is another shining example of my legendary performances on schedule, on budget and safe with conformance to the quality requirements.
Make America Sane Again!